Vivid regret: Lina, Naomi and I went to a VMA after-party in 2008. Among the sea of Z-listers, in one corner, Tila Tequila was holding court. In another: Kim Kardashian (yes, she was a low-letter celeb at the time!). We wanted to get a novelty picture and chose Tila. I can’t even work my mind back into the place where that seemed like the wiser move.