What Do You Buy A Man For His Non-Milestone Birthday?
“Because love is taking that dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the...
Monthly Archives: November 2014
If You Don’t Put Your Birthday on Facebook, Nobody Will Acknowledge It
Hello there! Maybe you missed me last week. Or maybe you were reveling in...
Murder by Microdermabrasion! Let’s Call a Spa a Spa. Now Please Can Call Me an Ambulance.
Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill. –Kelis, “Bossy” Surely you’ve heard the...
Spa Me The Embarrassment: Red Flower Treatment
“It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday / I been up straight for...
The Wind Beneath My Bathing Suit Parts: I’m Not Cut Out for The Spa
I’m so fancy! You already know … –Charli XCX on Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” I’m...