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Monthly Archives: November 2014

baking, boyfriend, cooking, Dates, family, friends, frugality, home, moving, sisters, the struggle, Travels, Uncategorized, violet inviolate

What Do You Buy A Man For His Non-Milestone Birthday?

Author Violet Date November 27, 2014
“Because love is taking that dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the...
Tagged arrested development gif, battle of 1812, bo burnham love is, chinese zodiac cycle, costco toilets, dabian, famous military battles, genteel georgians, george bluth, intelliseat bidet, kaffir lime leaf, katy perry bad blood, napoleon's invasion of russia, parents surprise kids, pistachio espresso coconut, princess day, sicilian bronte pistachios, star anise, talk shit, taylor swift bad blood, thai beef noodle stew, that's why you always leave a note, toto washlet e350, tricolore gelati, young coconut | Leave a comment |
boyfriend, family, friends, home, Invoking the Muse, sisters, Uncategorized, yale

If You Don’t Put Your Birthday on Facebook, Nobody Will Acknowledge It

Author Violet Date November 20, 2014
Hello there! Maybe you missed me last week. Or maybe you were reveling in...
Tagged ask marilyn, cartoon lizzie mcguire, end of the world, everyone was born in november, facebook birthday announcement, facebukkake, fudge cudgel, hilary duff, hodge conjecture, jacksfilms, lenscrafters technician, macarthur fellowship, macarthur foundation, manhattan beach creamery, marilyn vos savant, miranda and gordo, old-timey scenery chewing, parade magazine, princess day, puff piece, quoting catullus, rampant scorpios, serling sermonizing, time enough at last, tsujita tsukemen, ttc, twilight zone, valentine's day babies, vulgar word origins, zenni optical | Leave a comment |
boyfriend, family, friends, Travels, Uncategorized

Murder by Microdermabrasion! Let’s Call a Spa a Spa. Now Please Can Call Me an Ambulance.

Author Violet Date November 4, 2014
Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill. –Kelis, “Bossy” Surely you’ve heard the...
Tagged bossy kelis, call a spa a spa, call an ambulance, casa palmero, diamond, diamond tipped facial, diamonds on my grill, diamonds on my neck, licensed and trained aesthetician, marquis de sade, mohs mineral scale, murder by microdermabrasion, norma desmond, silk peel spa facial, skeleton with pinot grigio, sticks and stones can break my bones, sunset blvd gifs, the spa at pebble beach, the wind beneath my bathing suit parts, your epidermis is showing | 1 Comment |
boyfriend, Dates, family, friends, Travels, Uncategorized, violet inviolate

Spa Me The Embarrassment: Red Flower Treatment

Author Violet Date November 4, 2014
“It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday / I been up straight for...
Tagged auditor's physique, augusta ga, bad for glass, bath salt high, bawlsohard, big sean, catheterclassic, chinatown, clique, effluents of my no-no parts, flashdance bucket gif, flip over on a table, fore!skin, free cigars, himalayan sea salt bath, home of the masters, homemade bath salts, i need a spa day, isak dinesen, masseusebrag, monastic silence, not what it appears at first glans, pan flutes, reclaimed water for golf course, red flower shower, red flower treatment, serious drought conserve water, slough away at your bathing suit parts, spa day, spa me the embarrassment, spa music station, spa startup costs, stock up on depends and kleenex, strategically placed towels, tablecloth trick inertia place setting, the cure for anything is salt water, the spa at pebble beach, the wind beneath my bathing suit parts, tiger parenting, vichy shower, what the nut | Leave a comment |
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The Wind Beneath My Bathing Suit Parts: I’m Not Cut Out for The Spa

Author Violet Date November 4, 2014
I’m so fancy! You already know … –Charli XCX on Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” I’m...
Tagged 9 1/2 weeks game, all right mr. demille i'm ready for my close up, bette midler, catching an sti from a hot tub, charli xcx, diamond-tipped microdermabrasion, dream tropes, eli roth horror filmography, fancy, garish clown makeup, gh stands for genital herpes, grand hyatt, hair done nails done everything did by myself, iggy azalea, it the clown, janet leigh, khaki-clad frau, kool-aid man style, let us go then you and i when the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table, love song of j alfred prufrock, medieval flaying, norma desmond, red flower treatment, shower psycho scene, showing up somewhere with no clothes, spas and salon, sunset blvd, the spa at pebble beach, the wind beneath my bathing suit parts, ts eliot, wind beneath my wings | 1 Comment |
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