My friend Chris pointed out that I was giving a false impression of this:
But let me level with you, Violet on Orange Faithful, we are still at this point:
Get what I mean? (Deepak certainly doesn’t. Every time I show him the GIF above, he claims the lighting is off and that it proves nothing!) Here, made plain, a very talented and gimlet-eyed artist‘s rendering.
Conclusion: I’m floating along in zero gravid-y. Not pregnant!
For now, we’ll use these adorable baby wellies to hold petty cash, not progeny.