Fiancée All on His Mouth Like Liquor: Yes, I Plan to Stay Engaged Forever
The other day, Deepak introduced me to someone as his fiancée. The person we...
Tag Archives: Beyoncé
I’m Ready to be a Mom! But Not Till I’m a Wife
Now that I have those Beyoncé pregnancy-related GIFs out of my system, let’s be...
Floating Along in 0 Gravid-y: My Non-Pregnancy Announcement
In my last post, I mused how unprepared I felt for the tidal wave...
Why Wait Till You’re Engaged to Buy a Wedding Dress?
Are you a grown woman who plans, at some point in your trajectory, to...
Getting Engaged During the Holiday Season, in GIFs
DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? Well probably not, since I didn’t say anything. Let...
How to Ditch the Terrible Habits You Pick Up at a Dead-End Job
As you know, I made the transition from my desk job (“working 9 to...
What the People Want: Search Engine Optimizing for Beyoncé
Let’s continue down our list of popularly searched Beyoncé-related queries. Query 241: “beyonce i’m...
The Crazy Beyoncé Search Terms That Bring People to My Site
Last Thursday, Beyoncé released her 5th album. Here at Violet on Orange, my mandate...
My Troubled Relationship with Beyoncé
In October 2013, criticizing the music, appearance or uterine occupancy status of one Beyoncé...
Take Another Little Pizza My Heart
I am a kept woman, culinarily speaking. When my friend Su came to visit...