Getting Married … in GIFs!
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While My Husband Gently Sleeps: Another Wedding Photo Barrage
 We real cool. We  Left school. We Lurk late. We Strike straight. We Sing...
Smattering of Wedding Photos and the Memories They Produce
Make ’em laugh Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh? My dad said ‘Be...
Wedding Elements, Part 1 of ∞: My First Wedding Dress
Hello! I am looking lovingly at my wedding photos right now (expected duration of...
The Gray Lady at Our White Wedding: Read About Violet on Orange in the New York Times!
Hello! Are you tired of my constant coverage of my Halloween wedding yet? Are...
My Candid Wedding Photos Speak Volumes! But Do I Like What They Say?
Hello! Today is my birthday. I proudly wrote last year of having removed my...
What Do You Buy A Man For His Non-Milestone Birthday?
“Because love is taking that dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the...
If You Don’t Put Your Birthday on Facebook, Nobody Will Acknowledge It
Hello there! Maybe you missed me last week. Or maybe you were reveling in...
Murder by Microdermabrasion! Let’s Call a Spa a Spa. Now Please Can Call Me an Ambulance.
Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill. –Kelis, “Bossy” Surely you’ve heard the...
Spa Me The Embarrassment: Red Flower Treatment
“It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday / I been up straight for...