Getting Married … in GIFs!
Hello! We’re nearly at the 2-year anniversary of my publication of the most popular...
Category Archives: boyfriend
While My Husband Gently Sleeps: Another Wedding Photo Barrage
We real cool. We Left school. We Lurk late. We Strike straight. We Sing...
Violet on Orange … on Marriage!
Whoa! I just passed the paper anniversary of going inexplicably silent on this blog....
What Do You Buy A Man For His Non-Milestone Birthday?
“Because love is taking that dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the...
If You Don’t Put Your Birthday on Facebook, Nobody Will Acknowledge It
Hello there! Maybe you missed me last week. Or maybe you were reveling in...
Murder by Microdermabrasion! Let’s Call a Spa a Spa. Now Please Can Call Me an Ambulance.
Diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my grill. –Kelis, “Bossy” Surely you’ve heard the...
Spa Me The Embarrassment: Red Flower Treatment
“It’s grind day, from Friday, to next Friday / I been up straight for...
The Wind Beneath My Bathing Suit Parts: I’m Not Cut Out for The Spa
I’m so fancy! You already know … –Charli XCX on Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” I’m...
Mo’ Money, Muir Problems: Back to Big Sur and the Redwoods
In a reprise of a similar trip from last year, this past weekend Deepak...
People Who Tell You to Stop Writing Are Monsters — So Defy Them!
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re...